okayawesome: laura roslin (the master thinks you're a virgin who ca)
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So after watching The End of Time and being sent crashing right back into Doctor Who fandom For The LOLz, I stayed up way too late the other night and put together this little piece of ridiculousness. I don't even know.

(The sad thing is, there's an even more ridiculous version on my hard drive, in Comic Sans, with badly-cropped pixelly icons and ugly clashing text boxes. I've since been convinced that the Master's love of torturing people doesn't extend that far.)

Title: So You're The Master...
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: Decidedly G
Spoilers?: Huge spoilers for The End Of Time, Part 1. You have been warned!

Summary: A Helpful Brochure, produced after the events of EOT1.









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Date: 2010-01-05 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neigedens.livejournal.com
I KNOW! My frand and I were trying to decide how long it was before he put on a musical with himself.

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Date: 2010-01-05 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com
I am honest-to-goodness disappointed that he didn't have some kind of musical number! At least a worldwide lip-sync! Moffat should write one into a flashback for me.

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Date: 2010-01-05 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivereyes.livejournal.com
YOU KNOW A MUSICAL WAS HAPPENING SOMEWHERE WHEN THEY ALL CHANGED. MAYBE CHICAGO.

And then they just rolled with it, and changed the lyrics to "When You're Good to Master".

IT WAS MET WITH WILD REVIEWS.

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Date: 2010-01-05 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neigedens.livejournal.com
"I love it!" says a guy who's not the Master!

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Date: 2010-01-05 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com
You have no idea how tempted I was to put that on the brochure. >_> I thought it would be considered attention-whoring.

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Date: 2010-01-05 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neigedens.livejournal.com
Man, you should have, with a picture of the Master wearing a cunning disguise next to it.

Man, it makes me so sad, though, because this was the goofiest evil plan ever but he was so proud of it! And then Timothy Dalton (Rassilon?) was all "lol no" about it and THE HURT IN THE MASTER'S EYES. ;_;

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Date: 2010-01-05 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com
LOLOL He could have worn a Paul Gross or JDM mask y/y

I feel legit awful for the Master, in retrospect. Talk about a catch-22: The Time Lords made him crazy, but they don't want him on Gallifrey because he's crazy! Harsh. :(

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Date: 2010-01-05 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com
IC WHAT YOU DID THAR

But I still would have actually paid money to see that.

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