Holy shitballs!

Oh my freaking God. I'm laughing in horror right now.

I realize I've barely posted at all lately, and then when I do I usually feel like I should post about something other than skating. And especially about something other than Johnny Weir and Evan Douchecek, because really, I like, like... every other skater more than either of them (someday I will do a post about why Daisuke Takahashi should be the ruler of Earth).

But when someone calls someone else a slore on national television, I cannot resist.

eta If this doesn't make it on The Soup this week, I'm TOSing the planet.

unrelated eta2 Is there anyone who can beta a couple thousand words of Spock/Kirk mirrorverse porn for me?

eta3 Because wank is fast a-brewing everywhere! No, I don't think it's classy, non-juvenile, or non-tacky for anyone to be throwing words like slut and whore around. But it is also dramalicious, and I'm sorry, this whole thing is becoming both aggravating and fucking hilarious.