Happy Valentine's Day, friendslist!

(Yes, this is a real thing that NBC made. Community, you are the best show ever.)

Anyway, I decided to spend today alone and so gently lied to get out of bailed on my plans. Obviously my girl card will have to get revoked! But in the meantime, I'm enjoying a quiet house, a space heater, and a well-stocked refrigerator. Ah, sloth and gluttony, you are my true loves.

How's your Valentine's going, all?