Dear Livejournal

Dear LJ,

I love my friendslist. Really, I do. Everyone on it is awesome, and I am adding more new and awesome people on a regular basis. It's great.

But if I wanted to know about all the snowflake cookies my flisters were getting, I would go to their profiles and look. And you know what I definitely want more than my friends' virtual cookies? Maybe the comments they are making to me? Yeah, that would be really great.

I especially am sarcastically thrilled that I turned off the gift notification when I realized what was going on, but you're so glitchy and messed up that I'm still getting dozens of these things a full day later.

In summary: ARGH STOP IT FTLOG.

Love,
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