T'be or not t'be?

Okay, what is with the deeply irritating new trend of people in the Six Words communities trying to get around the fact that they're in a Six Words community by doing shit like "t'[verb]" and "a'course" and other such contractions?

Especially characters doing it who would never, ever talk that way?

Like, say, A VULCAN.

Jesus Christ, people, if you can't think up a decent way to reword one sentence to make it fit, can't you just go post it in a dressing room somewhere?