ANNOUNCEMENT OF AWESOME

[okayawesome]

HEY SO THAT ANNOUNCEMENT I WAS GOING TO MAKE AND THEN DIDN'T BECAUSE I WAS A LOSER BUT AM TOTALLY DOING NOW

IS

the_27th_rpg

IS THE BEST NEW GAME ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET

AND IT IS NOW OPEN AND ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

AND YOU SHOULD ALL JOIN IT IMMEDIATELY

COUGH okay in all seriousness, rivereyes and I have opened a new RP, The 27th Precinct, which I am genuinely more excited about than I have been excited about anything ever since at least the first ontd_startrek meetup. It is very loosely set in the Due South universe, but you do not need to know anything about Due South to join (except that it is awesome). The only things you need are: 1) LIKING FUN and 2) NOTHING ELSE.

So if you enjoy crime-solving shenanigans, if you enjoy a dollop of ridiculousness with your plot (or a dollop of plot with your ridiculousness), and if you want to be part of the coolest new game in town, join

the_27th_rpg

YOUR SATISFACTION PERSONALLY GUARANTEED.*

*May include: human sno-cones, fake psychics, Mr. and Mrs. Death, the USS Enterprise, ghosts, and deaf wolves licking your ear. Some assembly required.

Comments

[rivereyes.livejournal.com]

SO I HEAR JOINING the_27th_rpg INSTANTLY MAKES YOU SEXIER AND MORE INTERESTING. IS THIS TRUE?

[ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com]

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT QUESTION! THAT IS IN FACT TRUE. IT MAY ALSO MAKE YOU MORE DAZZLING, BUT NOT IN A CREEPY TWILIGHT WAY.

[rivereyes.livejournal.com]

DEFINITELY NOT IN THE TWILIGHT WAY. IN FACT, STUDIES OF SCIENCE HAVE SHOWN THAT IF the_27th_rpg WERE A SPECIFIC VAMPIRE CANON, IT WOULD RIVAL LOST BOYS IN TERMS OF FUN AND HIJINKS, WITH A HEALTHY DOES OF TRUE BLOOD'S SEXINESS*.

*MINUS THAT WEIRD GAP IN ANNA PAQUIN'S FRONT TEETH.

[ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com]

WELL IF IT'S SCIENCE, IT MUST BE TRUE!

I BELIEVE THERE WAS ALSO A SOCIOLOGICAL SURVEY DONE WHICH PROVED THAT IF YOU JOIN the_27th_rpg, ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL AUTOMATICALLY LIKE YOU MORE AND YOU'LL BECOME MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE GENDER(S) OF YOUR CHOICE.

[rivereyes.livejournal.com]

WELL OH MY GOODNESS ME. IN LIGHT OF ALL OF THIS EVIDENCE, JOINING the_27th_rpg IS SIMPLY A HIGHLY LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION.

[ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT, BONES WANTS TO TELL YOU TO SHOVE YOUR LOGIC BUT HE ALSO KNOWS YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? I GUESS HE HAS TO JOIN the_27th_rpg. >:(

[liasbuttissexy.livejournal.com]

THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS AMAZING, OMFG. DO YOU REALIZE I CAN NOW PERSUE A DREAM OF MINE, AKA RP-ING AS FRANNIE, BECAUSE FRANNIE IS AWESOME AND POSSIBLY A TRUE LOVE OF MINE. (One problem: I have no internet at my houuuuse, wtf world, I have no idea atm as to how to work around this *sad faces of doom*) I CAN ONLY HOPE TO DO HER JUSTICE. Though it would possibly be smarter of me to hold off on applying until I'm sure I can RP regularly, IDK. Maybe I could apply as a part-time character.

Also fyi, I failed at pimping, we did not watch DueSouth at the meetup over the weekend, for the following reasons: We could not watch anything that did not have subtitles (the tv was way to quiet and we were way to loud) and we wound up watch pretty much only Star Trek, it just wasn't the right time. So. FAIIIIIIL *hides* BUT I HOLD OUT HOPE THAT IT WILL STILL HAPPEN.

[ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com]

AFKJFAL I JUST READ ABOUT YOUR INTERNET, THIS MAKES ME SADFACE EXTRA HARD NOW BECAUSE OF THIS COMMENT ;_________; MAKE YOUR INTERNET WORK AND THEN COME BE OUR FRANNIE. FRASER WOULD RUN AWAY LOVE TO HAVE YOU.

You are also welcome to apply for a part-timer until then! or whatever you want, IDK. One of our mods lives halfway around the world so I think we're willing to accommodate weird shit.

I heard about the meetup :( Oh well. We will just have to TRY AGAIN another time.

[liasbuttissexy.livejournal.com]

*rails at the injustice of the neighbors internet the universe*

I must figure out some permanent internet first, I think. I do not want to character squat, and I honestly don't know what my situation is going to be like. I'm using the hookah place right now, but I can't afford to do that very often. And I hate Starbucks now, apparently. It would be cheaper to just get home access, clearly I need to be genuinely getting on that as apposed to my almost-getting-on-that like I've been doing. Auuuugh, life is hard.

Franniiiiiiiiiiie \o/

[ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com]

Oh LOL, I didn't realize you were just using your neighbor's internet. Giiiiirl, let yourself some cable or FIOS or whatever, get on that.

And then come be Frannie and I will force Fraser into many threads with you because she is the light of my life :DDD

[rivereyes.livejournal.com]

AKJSKDFJ I AM THREAD STALKING AND OH MY GOODNESS FRANNIE. Ray would love a Frannie! Really! He just doesn't show it on the outside.

As Vera said, we are used to strange schedules. I live in Japan right now, so we're managing threads in literally opposite time zones. We can work with you!