I not-so-quietly had the vapors. Thor, you delicious hunk of Asgardian wondermeat. Why did you not spend the entirety of that movie shirtless with low cut pants? Oh, right, because I'd get too uncomfortable in mine to pay attention to plot.

I can't believe I didn't think of the unicorn. I kept making too many jokes about Rainbow Road and Stargates.

Also. Also Heimdall. He needs, like, his own movie. It could just be him standing around, and I would still see it.