Layouts? Anyone?

SO HEY is anyone out there just totally awesome at making awesome layouts? and drinking awesome shooters and listen to awesome music-- I mean And wants to help me turn something from boring to... awesome? (Look, I got 5 hours of sleep last night and it's Monday, give me a break.)

It's not very labor-intensive, I just need something simple but less crap than what I can do myself, which is crap.